most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
As opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child”
Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…
I still laugh at this every single time I see it.
when you see someone really attractive from a far
but then you see them up close and you’re like ‘oh nvm’
even dead i’m better than u
Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.