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arctic-monkeying:

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

As opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child”


troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic



the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

image

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.


no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code




sarcastic-snowflake:

when you see someone really attractive from a far 

image

but then you see them up close and you’re like ‘oh nvm’

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jopara:




the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy


lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.


This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.