my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more
i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé
My hair is like Dean Winchester:
Deeply damaged and anything but straight.
How to choose a cake: a guide by Addison Montgomery
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police