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dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me



danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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snorlaxatives:

spacepixie:

pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit



boodlicious:

"Can you take a picture of us please?"

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togifs:

[video]


coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think


plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun