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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt


ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more



cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé


h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times




brienne-the-blue:


r0cket-racoon:

My hair is like Dean Winchester:

Deeply damaged and anything but straight.




addisonsmontgomery:

How to choose a cake: a guide by Addison Montgomery



turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


accidentalslut:

Basically